When Dinner Behaves Badly (maybe NSFW, you decide)

Ghetto Chorizo Sausage

As I made dinner last night, I swear to god these sausages fried into curly shapes on their own and tumbled out of the skillet, more or less, to spell one of the most belaboured words in the english language. They came out of the freezer squished together and didn't straighten out after thawing or a thorough frying in the pan.

Some people read heavily into random occurrences, like seeing Jesus in a tortilla or whatever. I'm gonna completely ignore this message.