What the Ass Fairy Left Under My Pillow

Ass Candies

One of the things that occupied my mind last week was my sigmoidoscopy appointment at a hospital south of Whistler. Colorectal cancer figures prominently in my family and we're all well versed in the various purging procedures prior to a rectal exam. You know, I never get used to this stuff. Starlets and celebrities swear by it to lose weight in a hurry. I can tell you crapping your heart out on a toilet is not a desirable weight loss regime.